Wednesday, March 07, 2007

RassleResults: TIWF Jackson, TN 3.3.07 - Steriod Tests Come Back!!

----Steven Rampage beat AC Havoc to win the TV Title ( Afterwards Jon Seymour stripped him of the title- Title Held Up)...Weasel beat Void ...Wildside beat Razor to win the cruiserweight Title... "Genocide" [Albino Rhino/Maxx Corbin] beat The Big Boys to win the Tag Team Titles...PK Ripper beat AJ Bradley by DQ ... MAIN EVENT: TIWF Regional Heavyweight Title Match Lawman Williams beat Dazzlin’ Dixie to win the title.

----54 in attendance with a gate close to $200…As mention on the site Monday, a lot of drama behind the scenes for this show. Apparently the tag belts were scheduled to change hands to end the long program with Genocide/Big Boys, but when G-Cide got to the arena, the plan had been changed. Big Boys were taking some time off, so it would be correct in having G-Cide, who are staying, to win the belts. After some discussion, Cide won the belts…Some of the guys were told that this promotion is just for fun and they don’t have to follow storylines?? It is weird how they almost pick and choice which storylines to follow??…PK Ripper has not did a job here in over a year…I was also told that Allen Walker is experiencing some resistance in script writing. One guy wants to do this and another one wants to do this and then all of his scripts get changed…Jennifer Justice turned on Lawman. Why put the belt back on Lawman so soon??...AJ Bradley was asked to change his name and make it more “dark”??? WTF?? LOL…One source said this segment was over and another said it died. I do know when I was at the show, there was no heat for Jon Seymour, even though I liked the steroid angle. But, the tests came back and here is what was found – this stuff is funny.

Former Commisioner Ravishing Randy – Tested positive for high saturation levels of Old Spice and Tinactin which is an athlete’s foot spray and also high levels of Viagra. But, no steroids found.( Great stuff this was funny.)

Lawman Williams_ Negative of everything he was congratulated as being a great example of the TIWF.

The Big Boys- Tested positive for high cholesterol. Jon only recommended seeing a nutritionist.( Not a big pop on this one)

Rodney” Hotrod” Howard- Tested negative.

Maxx Corbin- Tested Negative.

Wildside- Tested positive for Haldol – for mood swings and irrational behavior and Ritalin.( Wildside acted irrational and was acting mad and then ok the entire time which made this even more funny. Crowd loved it.)

Albino Rhino- Tested Negative.

Steven Rampage- tested positive for high levels of Rogaine saturation,( This got the biggest pop of all) High Levels of Estrogen, and he did test positive for steroids… and if that wasn’t bad enough the test also revealed he was pregnant!!!

Everyone thought that was the end… but then Jon beckons Phil Dees to hand him the last result…

Phil Dees- tested positive for: Haldol, Paxil Lithium etc. etc.( About 20 medications!)

Jon then states that since Phil isn’t actually on the payroll that he can’t suspend him. But, then he turns to Steven Rampage and Strips him of the TV Title that he just won and in addition fines him $250 and then suspends him for a month!!!!

----And finally, I noticed this in the report I was sent. Just read the results from the tag match. Do you think that maybe Corbin/Rhino have heat?? LOL

Feature Match 4th match
The feature match saw TIWF Tag Team Champions The Big Boys defend their titles against Genocide ( Albino Rhino & Maxx Corbin) Early on in the match the Big Boys isolated Corbin from getting many tags. This was a brawl for all basically. The Big Boys looked really good during this match. Genocide got lots of small pops but I could swear people were also cheering for the Big Boys! Rhino looked flat in some execution. Corbin looked more crisp. Big Boy Bob took some stellar moves I’ve never seen him take before. But in the end Genoicide new tag team champions(*)