Thursday, November 01, 2007

RassleResults: LAW Rector, AR 10.26.07

J. Weezy pinned Shannon Lee after a hangman's neckbreaker

Idol Bane pinned Ray Ray after hitting "The Ghost of Andy Kaufman." After the match, Idol was going to continue the assault on Ray Ray, until "Oh Danny Boy" by Elvis Presley started playing on the PA system. Idol looked around the building in confusion before retreating to the locker room.

Stan Lee came to the ring to tell the fans what he was going to do to Flash Flanagan tonight in the Fans Strap Match. Stan was interrupted by L.A.W. President Jeff O'Dell, who came to the ring and announced L.A.W. Thanksgiving Throwdown was going to take place on Friday night, November 23 in Rector and the main event will be a 20 Man over-the-top-rope BATTLE ROYAL...with the winner taking home $10,000. After that announced, Jeff informed Stan that Flash Flanagan was suspended indefinitely for fighting in the crowd during his match last week, so Stan had the night off and his match with Flash was never going to happen. Stan grabbed Jeff and informed the boss that he came here to "whoop some ass tonight", and he wasn't leaving until he did so. After Stan backed Jeff into the corner, Jeff announced that he could not do anything tonight, but he would reinstate Flash Flanagan and Stan will have his Fans Strap Match next Friday night[tomorrow night]. After slipping out of the ring, Jeff got on the mic and informed Stan that not only would he have the Fans Strap Match next week [tomorrow night] against Flash Flanagan, but he would also have a match tonight...and he would've have one opponent...he would have TWO opponents!

Tommy Redneck pinned Big Al after a Redneck Twist.

Stan Lee defeated Zane Richards and Sgt. Shakedown in a 2-on-1 handicap when he pinned Zane.

L.A.W. Tag Team Champions "The Asylum" [Psycho & Arnez] defeated "The Posse" (Simon & Chris) when Psycho pinned Chris after hitting the "Straight To Hale".

After the main event, Jeff O'Dell came down to the ring and explained the particulars of the $10,000 Battle Royal at Thanksgiving Throwdown. There will be 20 participants, each paying a $500 entry fee. The winner will leave with $10,000. The first participant will be announced this Friday night in Rector!

----Ok, first, why have a battle royal – they suck!! Why not a Royal Rumble type match?? Something different. And who in the blue hell is going to believe that the winner is getting $10,000 and the wrestlers are paying $500 a piece, when Rector draws 60 people?? Now I would believe maybe $1,000, but $10,000??