Tuesday, May 05, 2009

RassleResults: EWE Ripley, TN 5.02.09

Mark Tipton comes to the ring to address around 125 in attendance tonight. He says that for those that were here last week or watched via www.elitewrestlingentertainment.com, there is a special tag team match taking place tonight. Stan Lee’s music hits and he comes to the ring to join Mark. Mark says that it’s kind of a good thing for him to come out, and reminds everyone of the tag team match between Commissioner Dustin Baker and Jon Michael vs. K.C. Gold and a partner of his choosing. He announces a stipulation made on the match as well. Mark says that K.C. Gold’s contract will be on the line, and that if Commissioner Baker and Jon Michael wins, K.C.’s contract is terminated and he will be gone from the EWE. He then goes into how they tried to have a tag team title match last week, but was interrupted by Premiere Brutality. So at the request of the tag team champions Picture Perfect, there will be a triple threat match between Picture Perfect, Genocide, and Premiere Brutality. He also reminds everyone that Tatt2 will be returning tonight to compete. He turns his attention to Stan and mentions that MAYHEM is around the corner, and tells Stan that he will play a vital role at the event and asks him for his opinion on everything. Stan says that he can’t wait until MAYHEM and that it will be the biggest event of the year, and that he’s going to be defending his title against the winner of the Elite 8 ticket. Lee says that right now, the holder of that ticket is Dustin Starr. As soon as he says that, the lights go down and a video starts on the big screen. It’s Dustin Starr with a very special edition of the Five Starr Showcase. Starr says that he told everyone that if he didn’t get a chance to compete for the Elite 8 ticket, that he will take his chance for the ticket. He says that three weeks later, he’s standing with the ticket in his hand. He says that there’s no way for him to be screwed out of his ticket, because he can’t lose the ticket if he’s not there. Starr says that on May 30th, he’ll find out what MAYHEM is all about. Stan says that he’s glad that he went through all the trouble to send him that video, but why isn’t he there tonight? Lee says that Star is scared, and that he’s going to keep the title and beat Starr at MAYHEM, and there’s nothing he can do about it. Dustin Starr sneaks up behind Stan and attacks him, then slams the championship belt against Lee’s head. Starr throws chairs into the ring, grabs a mic and says that he wanted to send a little message, saying that Lee might not even make it to MAYHEM, then hits him with a steel chair and attacking Lee’s leg. Starr grabs the mic again and wishes Stan good luck on the match to MAYHEM, then exits the ring. Two referees and the security team come to help Stan out of the ring, but Stan will not leave. His match for the night is scheduled first and he doesn’t want to sit out. He tells Mark that he will still compete in his match. J.R. Manson comes out and starts assaulting Lee as the bell rings and their match starts.

J.R. Manson continues his assault on Stan Lee, then grabs the belt from around the waist of the referee and raises it up to hit Lee, but Tatt2 quietly makes his way to the ring, jumps in and grabs the belt before he strikes Lee with it, and J.R. runs back to the locker room. Tatt2 and a couple referees tend to Stan and help him to the back.

Chad Badd def. Greg King via pinfall.

Tatt2 def. Lil Tim Alfonso via pinfall.

Tommy Jones and Shannon Lee def. The High Rollers via pinfall.

K.C. Gold makes his way to the ring for his match next. He says he guesses everyone wants to know who his tag team partner is, and says to hit his partners music. Out comes Krisis and he joins Gold in the ring. Commissioner Dustin Baker and Jon Michael come out and get ready for the match. A majority of the match is fought between Krisis and Jon Michael, but as Michael gets the upper hand in the match, he gets flipped off the top rope by Krisis, and that gives Commissioner Baker the chance to sneak up behind K.C. Gold. Gold turns around, Baker gives him a kick and a stunner, then pins him for the win. Baker goes over to Gold as he lay on the ground beside the ring, tells him to look up, then tells him, “YOU’RE FIRED!” Baker starts to sing “Na Na Hey Hey Goodbye” but is cut off by a video by Scott Adams. Adams challenges Jon Michael to a match at MAYHEM, but says that before anyone influences his decision, that he needs to remind Michael of what he’s done to him. He asks if he remembers what happened when he powerbombed Michael and put him out for a month, and wasn’t able to provide for his family. He says at MAYHEM, they can end this and he could end Michael. Commissioner Baker and Jon Michael talk for a minute in the ring, then head to the locker room.

The triple threat between Picture Perfect, Genocide and Premiere Brutality gets underway. A bit into the match, Eric Wayne knocks the referee out, forcing another to the ring. Genocide scores a pinfall and the replacement referee declares Genocide the winner. The original referee comes back, grabs the titles from Genocide and says that he was knocked out and that the match is over due to a disqualification and Picture Perfect retain the titles. Commissioner Baker comes out and asks the referee what happened, then declares that the match was ended due to disqualification and the titles are retained by Picture Perfect. Genocide comes behind Premiere Brutality and starts to assault them all the way to the locker room. The lights go down, and “The Golden Boy” Greg Anthony appears on the screen. He says that the last time anyone say him, he was getting his head shaved by Stan Lee. He also says that everyone probably thinks that he tucked his tail between his legs and ran. But he says that night, he got a phone call by a very important man that wanted him to be a tag team partner of a true wrestling legend. He says they’ve been going town to town proving that they’re the best of the best, and they’re coming to the EWE for Picture Perfect, he promises. He says when he makes a promise, it’s as good as gold. Picture Perfect continue to celebrate their victory in the ring as the show comes to an end.

Full videos of all matches are available now at www.elitewrestlingentertainment.com.

Credit: Dustin Williams