----Just wanted to let everyone know that we will be slow around here today and tomorrow at the RRO Offices. I do not expect to post anything and hope everyone enjoys time with their families. My family and my RRO family wishes all of you a VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!
----Posted below is something that has become a tradition here at RRO. As usual I change a little bit here and there, but some of it remains. Why?? Because it is still funny after all this time. I didn't even have to change the Eric Wayne line this year. Hopefully we will not have to put that in the next one!! LOL
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas, low was the house
Dustin Starr was smiling big and it was time for Klaus
In the dressing rooms, the workers were talking about Wrestler of the Year
Hoping they could wrestle and then go get a beer
The fans were marking out of their heads
Waiting to hear what Starr said
Out from the back came Eric Wayne
Who swore “I didn’t mean to kick him the face..DANG!!”
In the parking lot, arose such a mass
It was Derrick King from RRO Awards past
Standing by the window, it was his friend Jamie Jay
King yelled, “You know he is shady, night or day”
As I looked outside again at the new-fallen snow
Jimmy’s message board sucks, you know??
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a black man with blond hair holding a beer
He was so lively and wearing a crown on loan
His chest pushed out and he said, “It is the weekend, you know.”
Now PP !! Now Tatt2!! Now Midnight Gold!! Now Austin Lane !!
On Asylum!! On Seth Knight!! On Downtown Bruno!! On Ken Wayne!!
To the dressing room!! To the ring!! To the mat!!
Now hiptoss!! Now bodyslam!! Now rat!!
As the man made himself the center of the show
The fans were chanting “ Go, Starr , Go!!”
He yelled at the fans and said go home
I would rather be here all alone!!
He was dressed all in wrestling gear, from his head to his foot
And his gear was all tarnished with vodka and soot
His crown almost falling off the top of his head
“I will be the KING!!”, he proclaimed, only when Lawler is dead
His eyes—they were so blurry!! His speech so slurred!
His cheeks were red as cherry!! His vision was blurred!!
His mouth drooled like a sleeping bear
“Do you know who I am?? 3 time Wrestler of the Year!!”
The straw of his drink he held tight in his teeth
And smoke encircled his head like a wreath
Cody Melton was here for the night
He yelled, “Starr better not beat me, that is just not right!!”
He was colored and blond, a right grumpy man
And I laughed when he said he was the best in the land
A wink in his eye, a twist of his head
Wrestling in Mississippi again, oh I dread
He sprang out of the ring, to his crew gave a whistle
And away the workers flew behind him like the down of a thistle
But I heard him exclaim, as Tramel drove him out of site
“Merry Christmas to all, and I am Derrick King….DAMMIT!!
