Friday, September 12, 2008

RassleResults: LAW Rector, AR 9.05.08

Chris Rocker over Deadly Dale
"Girlcandy" Christian Jacobs over Derrick King
Idol Bane over Stan Lee to retain LAW Championship
Slim "The Bulldog" Pickens over Bishop
"The Golden Boy" Greg Anthony over Dell Tucker in a LIGHTS OUT MATCH

When DK came out for "Karaoke with King" he mentioned that he had a HUGE surprise for The Untouchables. Of course DK didn't get through much of his song of choice before Christian Jacobs interrupted him. Another top notch contest between these two. DK hit a huge cross body press from the top rope which prompted Greg Anthony to run to the ring but DK knocked him off quickly and went back to CJ. As DK hit the rope tgb grabbed his foot and allowed CJ to hit The Perfect Plex.

Idol Bane vs Stan Lee was match of the night. Stan Lee knocked Idol to the floor and as the ref reached nine in her count Jeff O'Dell jumped to the apron breaking the count. As the ref tried to attend to O'Dell, "Girlcandy" slid in and gave Stan rib shattering spear. After CJ disappeared from the ref's vision, Idol got back in the ring and gave Stan The Ghost of Andy Kauffman for the 3 count.

To win the Lights Out Match you had to render your opponet unconcious to where he was unable to respond to the offical. This match was a brawl from start to finish seeing the fight spill out to the crowd more than once. Tucker threw tgb into the ticket booth of The LAW Athletic Center to the crowd's delight but when he went to retrieve him, Christian Jacobs was there and threw a handful of powder into Tucker's eyes. This allowed tgb to set up two chairs facing each other on the outside of the ring and then stood atop them and gave him a piledriver onto the seated chairs. Tucker was unable to answer the ref and tgb was declared the winner.

After the match, all The Untouchables were celebrating in the ring when Derrick King's music hit. DK came to the ring accompied by Thomas Graham. DK asked Jeff if he reconized Thomas? DK explained that Thomas was The Chairman of Championship Committee and that Jeff couldn't fire him so he found a loop hole were he could disbanned the committee all together. DK continued that Mr.Graham didn't give up, he's been working for a year to find a way to bring justice back to LAW. DK then showed Jeff a letter from The Arkansas Labor Department claiming that Jeff O'Dell hasn't provided a safe work enviroment for some of his employees and that they are ready and able to shut LAW down! But there is a way to save LAW, DK said. Derrick said The Arkansas Labor Department has agreed to keep LAW open for business if Jeff O'Dell agrees to make Thomas Graham Head of Security. Jeff said "So he'll work for me?" and DK responded with "Glad you asked, No! He'll work for The Arkansas Department of Labor". DK and Thomas left The Untouchables dumbfounded in the ring.

Credit: Layingdownthelaw5150

----No crowd estimate was given...Some real creative booking here...Someone send me the Christian Jacobs vs DK bouts!! And wouldn't mind seeing most of this card.