Tuesday, November 18, 2008

RassleResults: TXW Knoxville, TN 11.15.08

Nov 15th Results- Knoxville TN
All Proceeds Went To The Knoxville Stixx Traveling Baseball Team
In front of about 100 folks united for a good cause, the show opened with another TXW Tag Team Title injury bug announcement.

1) TXW Tag Team Championship Forsaken Angels Guild *c* vs. Urban Militia
The champs Bobby Rayne and Ryan Luther addressed the crowd and said that Ryan Luther had an injury, and he must obtain an MRI that week. Therefore, they could not defend the titles that night. The TXW Owner Jerry Tipton quickly stated that the tag titles must be defended against Urban Militia tonight, injury or not. Bobby was going to defend the titles by himself, but was convinced to accept the help of a mystery partner.... "Scotty Trojan". However, Scotty Trojan's help was in vain, as he was taken out by the Reaper's Frog Splash and a Leg Drop from AWOL.
Winners and new TXW Tag Team Champions: Urban MilitiaThe team of Ruff Cutt hit the ring and demanded that they be awarded the #1 contenders spot for that title. The Blassie Twins also came out and demanded the same thing... stating they never "lost" the titles in the first place... setting up a #1 Contenders match for the Main Event.

2) TXW Youtube Television Championship
Juggalo Drake *c* vs. Bob O Mac vs. Funkmaster V
The match started with Funkmaster V claiming he didn't care about the Title anymore... all he wanted was Beth O Mac to admit that they were still in love. Funkmaster handed the very gift his father gave his mother on their third and last anniversary... a Richard Simmons' "Sweatin' to the Oldies" VHS tape, claiming that ever since she was married to Bob O Mac, that her Badonkadonk was getting a little Badonkabigger. The crowd and Beth were appalled. The quick match went back and forth, with Bob O mac landing an over the top cross body, Juggalo Drake landing double enziguris, and Funkmaster landing an array over power moves. Bob O Mac landed the Bob O Matic on Juggalo, but had to break his own pin when he saw Funkmaster pleading with Beth O Mac. After he disposed of Funkmaster, Bob O Mac's finisher was reversed into Juggalo's "Darkness Falls", but Funkmaster hit Juggalo with a chain sitting on both competitors for the 1-2-3! Funkmaster thought he won the title, but the ref claimed Juggalo pinned Bob O Mac for the win, and Funkmaster just sat on top of him. Bob O Mac was frustrated with himself and Beth, but congratulated Juggalo on the win anyways.
Winner and Still TXW Youtube Television Champion: Juggalo Drake3) Powell Baseball

Coaches vs. Mike Powers & Deke Rivers
Mike Powers and Deke Rivers mocked the Powell baseball coaches, Coach Lacy and Coach Reed, but the veteran tag team was surprised to find out that both coaches used to be professional wrestlers! Powers and Rivers took control of the match however, and eventually handcuffed the powerful Coach Lacy (complete with nipple ring) to the ring ropes. However, the upset was complete when Coach Reed landed a top rope splash on a surprised Powers and scored the 1...2...3!!!
Winners: Coach Reed and Coach LacyAfter the match, Powers called for his Ruff Cutt tag team partner Jody Rivers to help and then the three partners in crime began the beatdown of the coaches in front of their own baseball team! Bobby Blassie tried to save the day, but it was basically a 3 on 1 until Billy Blassie arrived cleared the ring with a chair.

4) TXW Heavyweight Championship
Jerry Lee *c* vs. Chris Cameron
The return of "Twisted" Chris Cameron was with little fan fare, as the deafening chants of "JERRY JERRY" made it sound like the Springer show was coming on. Chris Cameron cheated early to begin the all out assault on Jerry, working one body part after another. But Chris found no weakness on the undefeated champion, and as a frustrated Cameron lost patience and started yelling at the fans... he let his concentraton slip and that allowed Jerry enough time to scoop him up for the Powerslam victory.
Winner and Still TXW Heavyweight Champion: Jerry Lee5)

Main Event
Ruff Cutt vs, The Blassie Twins
For the #1 Tag Team Contender Spot
The special ref for the match was Coach Lacy, who was seeking revenge on Ruff Cutt from being handcuffed and beaten earlier. The match was another Ruff Cutt/ Blassie Twin classic, as comedy spots and old school "rasslin" style switched the advantage back and forth. But as things got more serious, Ruff Cutt began to wear down Bobby Blassie, as he kept trying to tag his big brother in. Eventually, Big Billy hit the ring and swung the momentum back in favor of the former TXW Tag Team Champions... that is until Jody Rivers cut off Bobby Blassie and Billy high fived the Ruff Cutt member out of the blue! Billy chokeslamed his brother motioned Ruff Cutt to score the pinfall, earning the Tag Team Tournament finalists the #1 Contenders spot for the Tag Team Championship.
Winners and #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Championship: Ruff CuttBilly Blassie then clarified the fact that his name is Billy Marshall and not really Billy Blassie, and that when he was in the hospital with vertigo, Bobby Blassie never called or visited him... but Ruff Cutt did. Billy eluded to the fact that Ruff Cutt is not just a tag team anymore... but it may grow into something bigger.

Next SHOW Dec 27th!!! Christmas Chaos 2
1st Annual Celebration of TXW!!!
South Knoxville Community Center
522 Old Maryville Pike
Knoxville, Tn 37920

Credit: Vinnie Vineyard

----Even though I hate promotions with tons of belts, I love the idea of a youtube TV champion. At least it makes sense, instead of just saying TV Title and no TV show.