Monday, April 30, 2007

RassleResults: TLCW Ripley, TN 4.28.07

Alec Fontez beat K-Hill.

Up next was the Golden Circle. TGB said there was a big annoucement to be made, and he called out Tim Cummings. Cummings introduced the new TLCW commisioner Ricky Hayes. Hayes told TGB that he had a big match to announce for Mayhem. TGB told Hayes he would guess. His first guess was TGB versus Buckwheat. Hayes told him no. His next guess was TGB versus Shannon Lee. Hayes said no and gave TGB one more guess. His last guess was TGB versus two security guards and a midget, which got laughs from the crowd, and Hayes said no. Hayes then got on the mic and said at Mayhem TGB would face "Grandmaster Sexay" Brian Christopher, which made TGB mad.

Chris Lexx Beat Rude by DQ - Lexx won after Blaylock and Pokerface got involved. They put Lexx's arm in a chair 6 times and tried to break it. They run his arm into the ringpost. They said Naughty By Nature was taking over. Hot Topic and other guys ran out and chased NXN off. Chris Lexx was carried out of the ring to the hospital.

Cruiserweight Title Match - Dell Tucker/Tatt2 ended in a draw when the referee counted both men's shoulders down for a three count. Comm. Hayes came out and said since the past two weeks there has been no clear winner he was holding the title up, and next week they would fight, and there must be a winner.

The Filthy Freaks (Tim Grind, Matt Foley, & Hollywood) came out. They talked about killing Flashamania tonight once and for all. Comm. Hayes came down and said that tonight Grind would meet Flash in a fans strap match.

Seth Knight came out and asked Rockin' Randy to come down and bring his belt that he stole last week with him. Randy came down, and teased getting in the ring, but walked back up the ramp. Tommy Redneck came out and stopped him from going backstage. Comm. Hayes came out and said since all three men wanted to be TLCW Hardcore Champion, at Mayhem they would meet in a triple threat TLC match for the hardcore title. He then said they was also gonna have a little preview tonight.

Seth Knight v.s. Rockin' Randy v.s. Tommy Redneck
The match ended in a no contest after Redneck dived off a ladder onto Knight and Randy. All three men were counted out.

Shannon Lee beat Foxy Hayes
Foxy Hayes laid down and let Shannon pin him. Sweetcheeks then gave Shannon a present, which was a new pair of black and orange tights.

Rhythm & Blues announced they would be putting on a concert at Mayhem, as well as wrestling Crusin' 4 Pain for the TLCW World Tag Team Championship. They then called out any team from the back to fight them for a test match, and the Posse came out.

Rhythm & Blues ( Cosmic Cowboy Brian Steele & The Blues Man Ike Tucker) beat the Posse - R&B beat the posse after Rick Marx distracted the referee, and the Cosmic Cowboy hit Lil' Chris in the throat with his guitar, and then they gave him the "CHARTBUSTER".

Hot Topic ( Derrick King & Stan Lee) v.s. Dustin Starr & Alex Krisis
It was supposed to be Hot Topic v.s. Picture Perfect, but Starr came out and said he gave them the night off. So he called out Krisis to be his partner. The match ended in a no contest after Genocide ( Maxx Corbin & Albino Rhino) got involved. They tied D.K. in the ropes, and focused their attention on Lee. Genocide gave Lee a H-Bomb ( the Harris Bros. old finishing manuver.] They teased Chris O'Neal's music, but he never came out. Afterwards D.K. got on the mic and said even if Stan Lee wasn't here next week he would fight all of them.

Commisioner Hayes came out and said next week someway we would hear from "All That" Alan Steele regarding Mayhem.

Fans Strap Match - Tim Grind beat Flash Flanagan
The match started by referee Tavian Hart sending Foley and Hollywood to the back. Flash controled most of match, and kept on throwing Grind out and the fans beat him. He actually had a striped back after the match. Flash also pulled Grind's pants down, and revealed he was wearing a thong. He jumped out, and the fans striped his legs. Grind threw Flash out and the fans just helped him up, and threw him back into the ring, except one fan who hit Flash across the back with her belt. Foley ran down, and tried to interfere, but Flash threw him out and the fans whooped him. Finish had Flash distracted by Foley and Grind hit Flash with a coke can and pinned him. Afterwards, Flash was upset about all the interference in his matches with Grind. Comm. Hayes came down and told flash at Mayhem he wouldn't have to worry about anyone getting involved, because for the first time in TLCW history Flash would meet Grind inside a steel cage.

----130 paid with a gate of $780 with between 160-180 in crowd. They finally are building up "May Mayhem", which is their next big show. The actual show starts at 2:30 in the afternoon with a dunking tank, a pie in the eye game, a kissing booth, and much more. I think the wrestling will start about 7:00. Tickets are $8 and $10 in advance, and $10 and $12 the day of the show....Steel Cage Match: Grind vs Flash already signed and TGB vs Brian Christopher …They were playing Chris O'Neal's music, so I assuming he is on the show...There is a crazy little back story to the signing of the TGB vs Christopher match. Apparently after a Memphis Wrestling TV taping [about 2 years ago], Christopher gave TGB hell, when they ask him to work a house show for them and TGB refused because he was already booked in Dyersburg, TN. Christopher was even to the point of kicking TGB out of the studio and pushing on him. Good to see them working together…Speaking of TGB, he is doing a “best of best” gimmick here. Since TLCW is the best promotion and he is the champion of the best promotion, then he is the “best of the best”. Thought that was pretty kewl.

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