Tuesday, June 05, 2007

"Picture Perfect" - Heat Magnets???

----If I decided to sign on with the WWE and be a script writer for them, would you guys hate me?? Would I have “heat”?? If I decided to just do a “tryout” of sorts and when I got back, then you would decide to not read my site EVER again?? I really hope not, but it seems some of the area workers are getting some undeserved “heat”.

----Christian Jacobs and Jon Michael, known as “Picture Perfect” performed on WWE Heat a few weeks back. It was a great experience for them and they deserved it. These guys have paid their dues. They want it and I hope some day they get to chance to work for the WWE on a regular basis. Shouldn’t the workers in the area be happy for them?? Funny thing is it seems like a handful of guys are happy for them and rest of them are just pissing on them.

----Both guys showed up at TLCW last Saturday night with Jon Michael being promised to be used. Jacobs showed up with him. Michael was scheduled to wrestle Tatt2 and probably was going to put him over. I don’t think Michael would have had any problem doing this. They tried to set up a 3 to 4 week program at TLCW, but was pretty much told because they can’t stay there all the time, then they could not use them. WTF?? They are labeled “not reliable” from a promotion that they help build from the floor up.

----I do at times question Derrick King’s booking, but all in all, I consider him a good booker. DK and his booking team won the RRO Booker of the Year Award and Promotion of the Year in our awards. So, he is doing something right. Hell, he would be my first choice as booker for Memphis Wrestling. But, his thought process here was not good. Instead of saying, “You are a bad booker” for this, I want to give you what I would have done.

----If they are going to work 3 to 4 week programs here and then go off to do Nashville or WWE shots, then this team needs to be tweeners and it has been set up perfect for them.

3 Week Program

***1st week: Interview with Jacobs/Michael do an interview with Genocide/Starr. They tell Starr he can go to hell for still calling his team the “Perfect Showcase” and in the process they also tell the fans to not cheer them. PP says they want a shot at the tag team titles, but the commish says no. Since they are not here every week, then they get nothing handed to them. [shooting a bit] PP says they will beat any team they want to bring at them for a title shot. Tatt2/Chris Lexx come out to say they are not a regular tag team, but they want a match at PP for a tag team title shot.

***2cnd week: PP beat Lexx/Tatt2 for a title shot. But, after the match Lexx/Tatt2 ask PP for one more chance next week. PP they will, but only if Lexx/Tatt2 put up something. PP talks it over and says they will do it ONLY if Lexx/Tatt2 agree that if they lose, they will get a “PP” tattoo on their foreheads. A real tattoo!!! Jon Michael says, “So everyone will call you a PP head” and laughs. Lexx/Tatt2 talk it over and say the title shot is important, they will do it.

***3rd week: Lexx/Tatt2 lose the match, when PP screws them with a chair shot or something. They get them set up for the tattoo, when out comes Dustin Starr. He states he hates to do anything to make the fans happy, but being the true asshole he is – he stooges on PP and ref restarts the bout. Lexx/Tatt2 get the quick win and big pop!!

----So what have you done?? Well, you put Lexx/Tatt2 over two of the biggest guys there. Even though both are over, they will be over more. PP can come back either to wrestle those two guys or even have something with Starr/Genocide. You can ALWAYS use PP for big events if they are free to wrestle, as it will make them seem look special.

----So, for all my haters out there, I know I am not claiming to be the greatest booker or anything with the above storyline. But, wouldn’t you want to use two guys that just got WWE exposure on your shows?? BTW, “Picture Perfect” will be appearing at “Summer Jam 2007” this Saturday night at NBW in Dyersburg, TN. I guess someone decided to use them.