Sunday, December 02, 2007

IWA Deep South Carnage Cup 2007 Results

1. NON TOURNAMENT - Cory Shaddix def. Prophet in a "FANS BRING THE WEAPONS Match" with a cradle DDT into tubes in about 8 minutes. Good opener.

2. Sexxxy Eddy and Scotty Vortex def. Ultramantis Black in a "Barbed Wire Boards & Tables Match" after a superplex through a light tube table to advance. 'Mantis took a light tube to the stomach and bleed pretty badly.

3. Danny Havoc and Deranged def. Tank in an "UNLUCKY 13 LIGHT TUBE BUNDLES match" to advance. Havoc got murdered and bled buckets, TONS of crazy spots.

4. Viking and Drake Younger def. WHACKS in " ****load of tubes match". Drake suffers YET ANOTHER scarring injury: the bottom piece of his earlobe is hanging off after being cut by a stray tube. He had to go to the hospital, and he pretty much has a Mick Foley look going now.

5. Freakshow and Insane Lane def. Ian Rotten in a "Water jugs, thumbtack bats, barbed wire crutches, light tube crutches, and SPIKE BAT match." Standing ovation postmatch for Ian.

6. Freakshow def. Deranged in a "PITS OF HELL match - one kiddie pool full of barbed wire and salt, another one full of rubbing alcohol, and a third filled with tacks." to advance to the finals. Deranged BROKE his leg in this match and had to be taken to the hospital.

7. Scotty Vorteckxsz def Viking in a "LIGHT TUBE LOG CABIN Match" to advance to the final after a Spanish Fly through a cabin. Vortecksxz's hand/wrist area was gashed nicely and he sprinted to the back.

8. Danny Havoc def Insane Lane in a RAZOR BOARDS Match. Havoc gets Lane in a rear naked choke...Lane Samoan drops him through a log cabin. Danny holds onto the choke, Lane Samoan drops him through the razor board propped up in the corner. HAVOC HOLDS THE CHOKE, AND GETS THE SUBMISSION VICTORY.

9. Chrisjen Hayme def Tim Donst, Amasis, Shawn Reed, Hydra, and Chris Styles when he pinned Chris Styles. It was a very fast paced match.

10. CARNAGE CUP FINAL: DANNY HAVOC vs SEXXXY EDDY vs FREAKSHOW vs SCOTTY VORTECKSXZ. VORTECKSXZ is the first one eliminated after Freakshow smashes a bundle of light tubes on his hand and gouges them until he submits. SEXXXY EDDY is eliminated second after he's put upside down in a garbage can and dropped him from the apron to the floor. DANNY HAVOC and FREAKSHOW were your final two. FREAKSHOW became your 2007 Carnage Cup champion after throwing Havoc off the top rope to the floor through 3 stacked light tube cabins.