Friday, July 18, 2008

RassleResults: UWA "No Return" Seymour, TN 7.08.08

It was announced that Matt Boyce is gone from UWA due to several no shows and has been stripped of the UWA Heavyweight Title. A tournament will be held very soon to crown a champion.

Match 1: Best 2 outta 3 Falls Match: Bodacious Nick VS. Kolby Garrison
-Bodacious won Match 1 after being kicked in the nuts by Kolby which resulted in a DQ.
-Kolby won the 2nd match after a superkick to Bodacious
-Bodacious won w/ an RKO outta nowhere

Match 2: Fans Bring The Weapons Hardcore Match.. Billy Marshall and Jerry Lee VS. Justin Nobody and Aaron Cross There was every kind of weapon you could imagine in this one. Bats, Chains, Shoes, Kendo Sticks, Buckets, Vacumn Cleaners, Golf Clubs, Pipes, Crutches, Pans, a wrench, etc....The match ended when Justin Nobody was superplexed onto Thumbtacks and Billy got the pin.Billy Marshall said him and Jerry Lee just survived all that and they deserve a tag team title shot w/ The Devil's Rejects.

Match 3: Electra def. Fantasy (w/ Candi Lane)
*A rematch has been signed for Next Week..

Match 4: Travis Sawyer pinned David Young

Match 5: Jason Dalton and Lil Kennedy (Enigma) fought to a No Contest
*Mikey G. was holding the mic so Enigma could do his Kennedy impersonation but he wasn't tall enough to reach it so he low blowed Mikey G. Jason Dalton came out and beat the crap out of the lil guy. He insulted him by doing a test of strength, he then got on his knees and Enigma still couldn't reach his hand. Mid way through the brawl, Enigma dived outta the ring onto Jason but Jason caught him and beat him up some more. He piledrived Enigma then Mike Ogle's music hit.. Enigma was hurt bad w/ a hurt neck and sat over beside the ring while he was checked on by security.

Match 6: Jason Dalton vs. Mike Ogle (Street Fight): This was a massacre as both men were busted open bad. They brawled all over the building and threw each other through 6 rows of seats on both sides of the building. Jason was gonna put Mike away until Enigma finally got up and fired up on Jason. He hit a 619 on Jason. Mike and Enigma both rolled up Jason for the 3-Count. WINNER: Mike Ogle

Match 7: UWA Tag Team Champions The Devil's Rejects (Chase Stevens and Adam Armor) def. The Encore (Tyler Sutton and Justin O'Day) to retain the titles..

*Shawn Shultz comes out and talks about how Matt Boyce wasn't man enough to show up and how he threw out an open challenge to anyone to come face him and no one showed up. He said he knows some guys' bosses won't let them but even the people who aren't afraid of their bosses wouldn't even show b/c they know they can't match up to him and didn't wanna be showed up. He said he's gonna have a match w/ a true professional and in the end, he was gonna come out victorious b/c he's the greatest wrestler in this area.

Match 8: Primetime Allen Shepard def. Shawn Shultz
*Fans went crazy as Allen pulled out this huge victory. The Devil's Rejects hit the ring and destroyed Allen Shepard. The Encore made the save but they were eventually beaten down as well and hit over the head w/ a steel chair. Bodacious Nick jumped in the ring but Shultz, Stevens and Armor beat him down as well. Bodies were laid out everywhere. Shultz got on the mic and said everyone knows that The Devil's Rejects are the hottest tag team going today. He said everyone out there, especially the people on the internet are chickenshit. He said he wants someone to book the Flea Market guys so he can take them on. The Devil's Rejects and Shultz had created one of the most tense moments in UWA history. Fans were being held back everywhere, alot of them were crying at remarks Chase had made. They were being nailed w/ water and trash from the fans. Definitely a wild ending to No Return which ran all the way til 11:30.

Credit: Chris Extreme

----120+ in the building...Sounds like "Devi's Rejects" and Shultz had some good heat.