Tuesday, July 15, 2008

RassleResults: TFW Tupleo, MS 7.15.08

At the last show an 8-man tag match was set up, Parental Advisory (Neil Taylor, Tony Dabbs, "The Studd" Scott Porteau, & Ryan SoFine) vs. Josh Matthews, Chop Top the Clown, Chris Styles, & Tysin Starr. One of the stipulations was that all participants in the match had to participate in a Womanless Beauty Review. The team of Josh/Chop/Chris/Tysin came to the ring dressed in drag as agreed. Josh & Chris looked like hookers, Tysin had on a blond wig and an evening gown, and Chop was dressed as a nun. Parental Advisory's music played, but they did not come out of the back. They said they were not coming out. They were then ordered to the ring and finally, after being ordered to do so several times, they came out of the back, also dressed in drag. All I can say is they looked like skanks. Words were exchanged and eventually everybody went to the back.
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LSD defeated Jay Webster.
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Max Steele defeated G-Mo Money & Bless w/Dirty Rell Mo. This was supposed to be a 5 on 1 handicap match, with all Mo Foundation members against Max. However, at the beginning of the match Dirty Rell Mo announced that Curly Mo was still in the hospital from the beating Max gave him 2 weeks ago, and that Chris Kilgore (who accompanied them to the ring) was also too injured to wrestle. DRM said that since he was a manager and not a wrestler, he would not be in the match either, although he could whip Max Steele all by himself. Max then came to the ring and said if he lost the match tonight, he would leave TFW, but if he wins, he gets Chris Kilgore next week. Kilgore said he was injured and would be unable to compete next week also, but that if Mo foundation loses the handicap match tonight, Max could have a match with Dirty Rell Mo. Max accepted, and the match was made. Shortly after the match started Referee Chris P. Fries ordered Kilgore to the back because he kept sticking his nose into the match. The referee was knocked down accidentally by Max Steele, and G-Mo, Bless, Dirty, and Chris Kilgore (who came back to the ring) ganged up on Max. Referee Joey Lynn eventually ran in and restored order, again sending Kilgore to the back. To make a long story short, Max Steele defeated Mo Foundation by pin fall. This Friday night, 7-18-08, it's Max Steele vs. Dirty Rell Mo. All of the other members on Mo Foundation are barred from ring side during the match.
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TFW Champion Izzy Rotten defeated DC to retain.
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Main event was the 8-man tag team match, Parental Advisory (Neil Taylor, Tony Dabbs, Studd, & Ryan SoFine) vs. Josh/Chop/Chris/Tysin. Parental Advisory's music played, but they did not come to the ring. then the music played for Josh/Chop/Chris/Tysin, and they came to the ring in their wrestling gear ready for the match. Parental Advisory's music played again, and again they did not come to the ring. They said they were not coming because someone had stolen their gear. They were ordered to come to the ring, and they finally did, dressed in drag. They said their stuff had been stolen and they were not going to wrestle dressed in drag. Eventually they were ordered into the ring, and had to wrestle dressed as skanks. This was a very entertaining match, absolutely hilarious, and it was eventually won by Josh/Chop/Chris/Tysin. The fight did not stop there, it went all over the building in several different directions. The Studd's dress was ripped off and he went running out of the arena through the back door in nothing but his BVD's. The fight eventually spilled out into the parking lot before finally being broken up.
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End of show.
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Approx. 100 in the crowd.

Credit: "Axeman" Randall Lewis @ www.wrestlingnewscenter.com