Sunday, April 13, 2008

RassleResults: RCW.Marmaduke, AR. 4.12.08 - NEW CHAMPION CROWNED & LOTS OF DEBUTS

The show started off with Crazy Train (pictured) coming to the ring. He had with him what he claimed to be the "real" heavyweight championship. Crazy Train got the mic and stated that he never lost the championship and was stripped of his belt for being injured. Crazy Train said that he was now with RCW and even though RCW could not and would not sanction a match for this title, Crazy Train said that he would defend it against anyone who wanted to face him.

Another newcomer named the Mangler came to the ring and the 1st match began.

Crazy Train beat the Mangler with the "Trail of Tears" to retain his title.

Southside Brawler defeated Mr. Pimptacular in a spectacular match. The end saw Southside go for his superkick and nail it only to have Pimp kick out. Southside set up for another kick but Pimp caught his foot and turned Brawler around into an RKO but only got a 2 count. Pimp picked up Brawler for a death valley driver but Brawler slid down him back and when Pimp turned around Southside caught him with a stiff looking superkick and got the win.

"One Man Wrecking Crew" Tank & "Wildcard" Chris Graham defeated The Hambone Express in a "Street Fight". This match went all over the building and finally came to an end when Tank delivered a big splash from the 2ND rope onto Hambone #1 for the pin.

*RCW Heavyweight Title Match*
Farmer Billy Hills defeated (C) Bonecrusher by DQ - this match had one of the highlights of the night. Farmer went to the top rope to try and deliver his headbutt, but Crusher crotched him across the top turnbuckle. Bonecrusher climbed to the top rope and delivered a superplex that everyone thought broke the ring. Later in the match, Farmer caught Bonecrusher with his "Slop Drop" and made the cover and got the 3 count, but the referee did not see Bonecrushers foot across the bottom rope. The official re-started the match and as soon as the bell rang, Crusher delivered a low blow right in front of the referee causing a disqualification. After the match Crusher got a pair of handcuffs from his leather jacket and handcuffed Farmer to the top rope. Crusher then knocked out the referee and took his belt off and began whipping Farmer across the back a countless # of times before help got to the ring. After help got Farmer free, RCW Commissioner Pappy Lee called Bonecrusher back to the announce table where he announced that at RCW's next show, May 10Th, there will be a fan participation strap match for the heavyweight title between Farmer and reigning champion Bonecrusher. There will be 16 fans chosen to be around ringside all with a leather belt and anyone who gets thrown from the ring to the floor can be whipped. The crowd erupted.

*TLC ELIMINATION MATCH TO CROWN 1st NO LIMITS CHAMPION*
Suicidal Youth vs Deranged vs Shawn Williams vs Urban Soulja vs "Primetime Player" Zane Richards

This match was amazing. Anything you have seen on television in the last year had nothing on what these guys done last night. Besides all the chair shots and that sort of thing, here are some of the key points in the match. As soon as the match started the competitors went for the ladders. Zane threw a ladder at everyone in this contest at least once. Finally the ladder left his hand for the last time when he threw it outside the ring and nailed Suicidal Youth, who was on the floor, in the back of the head. Urban Soulja set up a table on the outside of the ring and placed Deranged on top, then climbed to the top rope and delivered a swanton bomb through the table to the floor. Zane flew over the top rope with a suicide dive onto Youth and Williams who were fighting on the outside. Deranged went for what looked to be an F5 on Urban Soulja, but Soulja countered it with a DDT onto a chair. Zane delivered a piledriver through a chair on Shawn Williams, then a sidewalk slam through another chair on Suicidal Youth. Deranged eliminated Urban Soulja with a move he calls the "Split Personality", which was basically an F5 but with Deranged coming down with his knees in his opponents face. Suicidal Youth sat Shawn Williams in a tree of woe, sat a ladder in front of his face, then delivered a coast to coast that looked brutal. Youth then pinned Williams to eliminate him. Zane superplexed Suicidal Youth through a table before eliminating Suicidal Youth after a vicious sit-down powerbomb onto a ladder. Deranged eliminated Zane after an inverted DDT which put Zane's head through 2 rungs of a ladder. Deranged is the winner of this car wreck and the 1st RCW No Limits Champion.


NOTES: around 60 people in the building. T.W. Justice and Rob Justice no showed. E.Z. Ryder could not be there due to an illness. We wish E.Z. a speedy recovery. Ryan Lee could not be there due to a family illness. Match of the night was hands down the TLC match. Next month, May 10Th, already signed are.....

"Fan Participation Strap Match" for the RC Heavyweight title - Bonecrusher vs Farmer Billy Hills.....No Limits Title Match (C) Deranged vs "Primetime Player" Zane Richards.....No Limits Contenders Match with winner to face champion in June - Suicidal Youth vs Shawn Williams.