Monday, April 07, 2008

RassleResults: TFW Tupelo, MS 4.04.08

At the start of the show Parental Advisory came out for their usual speechifying and crap. They demanded that TFW General manager, Randall "Axeman" Lewis tell them what match he had chosen to book for tonight's show. He told them that TFW Champion Izzy Rotten would defend the title against "Extreme" Brett Michaels, with the members of PA barred from ringside. PA laughed at that match choice. Axeman then told them he wanted to know which match they had chosen. They told him he would find out later. PA left the ring.
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In the opening match, Fusion defeated Chris Chaos.
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TFW Lightweight Champion LSD defeated Vega the Dragon to retain.
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Next was the match set up by Parental Advisory. They decided that Studd, Tony Dabbs, Ryan SoFine, & Lil' Devil would face Kid-J in a 4-on-1 handicap match. Kid-J managed to hold them off for a while, but eventually they all jumped on him. Randall Lewis stopped the match and declared Kid-J the winner by DQ.
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Neil "The Real Deal" Taylor defeated Devon Raynes.
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The next match apparently was to have been J-Kid & "The Future" Chris Styles vs. Casanova Kid & Bonecrusher. Bonecrusher, however, did not come out of the back for the match when his music played. Casanova ended up facing Chris & J-Kid in a handicap match. The match was thrown out when PHAT Foundation (Justin Rhodes & Chris Fontaine) interfered and beat everyone down. The beating continued and in the front door on the arena came bonecrusher. He was bleeding and had a broken pair of handcuffs hanging from one wrist. He cleared the ring with a steel pipe. He then said he had been attacked with the steel pipe by PHAT Foundation prior to the match, and challenged PHAT Foundation to a match the following week, no DQ. That match was set up.
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Mo Foundation (Curly Mo & G-Mo Money) w/Dirty Rell Mo defeated Dirty Sanchez & "Southern Thunder" Chris Kilgore.
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The Freakshow (Chop the Clown & Vinny the Blade) & Josh Matthews defeated PHAT Foundation (Justin Rhodes & Chris Fontaine) & DC w/Diamond.
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The main event was to have been TFW Champion Izzy Rotten defending against "Extreme" Brett Michaels, with Parental Advisory barred from ringside. The match barely got underway when Parental Advisory attacked Michaels. The referee threw the match out at that point. Fusion & Neil Taylor ran in to help Michaels and were also beaten down. the show ended with Michaels, Fusion, & Taylor laying in the ring. The last thing that happened was TFW GM Randall Lewis got the hell slapped out of him by "The Studd" Scott Porteau. He was angry. He just sat at the announcers table for a long time after the show was over with an angry look on his face.
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Buff Bagwell returns to TFW THIS Friday night, April 11, 2008. This will be a great show, which will start off at 7:30 p.m. with a live band called Refuse the Fall. Wrestling starts at 8:00 p.m., with a great card that includes:
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Vega the Dragon vs. "The Future" Chris Stiles. Vega answered the open challenge issued by Stiles several weeks ago. There is no love lost between these two.
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G-Mo Money vs. J-Kid. G-Mo (from the Mo Foundation) has been attacking J-Kid for weeks every time J-Kid has a match. This is J-Kid's chance to take care of G-Mo Money once and for all.
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DC vs. Josh Matthews. These two former partners absolutely despise each other. It has been only a few weeks since DC turned on Josh. This is a grudge match that promises to be one intense battle.
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PHAT Foundation (Big Justin Rhodes & Chris Fontaine) w/Diamond will face Casanova Kid & Bonecrusher in a match with NO DQ! They can do whatever they want to each other, use whatever they want, and fight anywhere they want. The referee is only there to make the 3-count. That will be one wild match. There is no love lost between these two teams, and the bad blood is even worse because pf PHAT Foundations actions Friday night.
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The 8-man tag team match for total control of TFW is also on the card. It will be Parental Advisory ("The Studd" Scott Porteau, "Bad Attitude" Tony Dabbs, Ryan SoFine, & Izzy Rotten) vs. Axeman's team of Neil "the Real Deal" Taylor, Fusion, "Extreme" Brett Michaels, and BUFF "THE STUFF" BAGWELL. Who will wind up in charge of TFW after this match? Will Randall Lewis continue to run things, or will Parental Advisory wreak havoc in TFW? You know this one is gonna be W-I-L-D!

Credit: Jack Flash from Wrestling News Center