Iron Jake Johnson w/Pimpin' Antoin Smooth defeated Devin Devine.
Curly Moe w/Dirty Rell Moe vs. Jay Webster was thrown out when Smooth, Inc. interfered, Apparently Curly Moe has joined forces with Smooth, Inc.
Cassanova Kid defeated Brian SoFine.
EPW Extreme Champion Kilo Green defeated Omega to retain the belt.
Revolution (Cyrus & Chazz Stone) vs. Smooth, Inc. (Iron Jake, Rajah, & Curly Moe w/Antoin Smooth & Dirty Rell Moe) ended up being thrown out - no winner. Revolution was supposed to have a "mystery partner," but he had not arrived when the match started, so Revolution faced Smooth, Inc. one man short. This match turned into a fight and was thrown out. Toward the end of the match the mystery partner arrived wearing a mask and eventually was revealed to be Buzz Harley. Harley is apparently back in EPW.
The next event was supposed to have been EPW Tag Team Champions Pure Destruction (Cody & Brody Hawk) vs. 24/7 (Kross & JR Mauler). However, before the match started, 24/7 came to the ring and Kross announced that he is retiring from wrestling because of complications from injuries he received months ago. So 24/7 is history. Kross also announced that he has been appointed Commissioner of EPW, and as his first act as Commissioner he was making a change to the match with Pure Destruction, and was going to substitute another team to go against PD. Pure Destruction, who had been running their mouths and mocking Kross to that point said no way, but Kross said he now had the authority and the match would happen. So it was Pure Destruction vs. The Asylum (Psycho & Pappy) with the Tag Team belts on the line. The match quickly deteriorated into a complete brawl that went all over the place. Both teams were counted out - no winners. They continued to brawl for about 10 minutes before finally going to the back. Just when we thought order had been restored back through the curtain they came and brawled for a while longer. Wild wild wild!
Main event was EPW Champion Bonecrusher vs. JR Mauler (for the belt) in another match set up by new EPW Commissioner, Kross. JR Mauler was winner by DQ due to interference by Justin Rhodes, who had been sitting in the crowd for the past two weeks, claiming that he had been fired from EPW. Justin & Bonecrusher were in the process of beating JR down when Big Daddy Neno ran in to make the save. Out came Pure Destruction and once again we had a brawl which a number of people were involved in before it was over.
Kross announced that JR Mauler & "Big Daddy" Neno would face Bonecrusher and Justin Rhodes this Saturday night, 9-12-09. He also announced that Pure Destruction would defend the Tag Team belts once again against The Asylum this Saturday, 9-12. EPW has stepped things up a notch - in fact, several notches - so don't miss the event this Saturday night at the EPW Arena in Booneville. Bell time is 8:00. You never know what's going to happen at EPW!
Credit: "Axeman" Randall Lewis @ www.wrestlingnewscenter.com
