Friday, May 07, 2010

RassleResults: DCW Jonesboro, AR 5.01.10

Show starts off with Casey Rinaldi and Jeff Perryman welcoming everyone to the DCW Arena as always followed by the National Anthem..Show gets started off with Angeleena coming out to some pretty good HEAT! Angeleena talked about how Latricia had been talking smack about her and how she doesn't even know if Latricia is even wrestling anymore..Then Latricia comes out to confront Angeleena. After the two go back and forth things turn into a cat fight with both ladies going at it for a few minutes then PokerFace comes out to break both girls up, but even the former DCW World Champion needs some help from DCW Security to break the two divas up...

Match 1: Chaos (Big Josh one of the Gorillaz) vs Ross
-match was pretty good from start to end...It is good to see how far Ross has come in such a short time and as always the big man Chaos is great as always! If TNA or WWE were smart, they would pick up this big man and develop him somewhere and make him a star..You just don't see big men move like this unless you are talking about the Undertaker or Yokozuna! Match goes back and forth with Ross showing some great technical wrestling moves that he is learning and developing more and more everytime he steps in the ring..in the end Chaos hits Ross with a big splash from the second rope for the 1-2-3..winner via pinfall Chaos!!

Then the PokerFace Showcase music hits and here he is the former 2x DCW World Champion comes out to another episode of the "hit t.v. show" The PokerFace Showcase!! Poker goes on to tell the DCW Arena that it does not matter if he does not have the belt anymore, he still has all the stroke around here and then he starts to invite guests out to the ring..First guest is Mr Pimptacular or P.I.M.P these days! Pimp talks about how they are the biggest force in wrestling in this area and don't dislike us, get like us!! Then he Poker invites out JD Kerry..Kerry comes out and says that last week, he was a split second away from becoming the DCW Champion again but Southside had to cheat...Then Southside Brawler's music hits, the DCW World Champion comes out to a big Pop and tells Poker that I know that if these people are as bored as I am with this show, they are on the verge of killing themselves lol.....Southside tells Poker that I have the stroke around here and tells JD Kerry if he wants another shot tonight at the title he has it but in a Street Fight!! Then Southside tells Poker and Pimp that they will be wrestling each other and if they don't have a good match, he will beat both of them down..then Jon Allen comes out and asked Southside if he could be in the match with them..Southside tells everyone that he is going to make an executive/champion choice..Triple Threat Match and it's NEXT....

Match 2: Jon Allen vs. PokerFace vs Pimptacular (Triple Threat Match)
-match was probably one of the funniest you have ever seen...Both Pimp and Poker work Jon Allen over for most of the match..while Poker is in the ring wrestling, Pimp is getting popcorn from the concession stand and sitting in the front row watching the match..then Poker and Pimp switch, while Pimp is beating on Allen Poker sits in the front row eating pop corn..it was really a site to see and was probably one of the best matches I have ever called...Even though they both shared time in the ring, the match was GREAT! Jon Allen is really developing into something special and it showed in the ring with veterans like Pimp and Poker...finally both Pimp and Poker get into the ring, but Allen makes a come back and finally Allen rolls Pimp up for the 1-2-3..winner via pinfall Jon Allen

Intermission

Then Rick Ruby comes to the ring and looks up at Jeff Perryman and says hey buddy have you found out any information about this Tejano thing or what..as soon as Perryman can say anything the Tejano Kids music hits and he comes out with Dominique. Tejano comes out and tells everyone that no one will be able to cut his hair and no one will be able to enforce anything..Tejano says Ruby cheated and thats final, but Jeff Perryman interupts both men and says that the person the DCW Board was going to send to handle all of this is here right now, that they just pulled up..So Ruby tells Perryman to go get them and Perryman runs down the stairs and music hits that no one recognizes...then Jeff Perryman hits the curtain and the crowd goes crazy...Perryman walks right by Tejano and stairs him down and laughs...Perryman hits the ring to a HUGE POP and says Jonesboro, Jonesboro, Jonesboro how are ya'll tonite..this portion of the DCW card will be brought to you by Perryman's Barber Shop and Perryman pulls out some hair cutting tools...Tejano looks at Perryman and starts speaking something Spanish and Perryman responds by saying something in Spanish, but Perryman finally says that when the DCW Board was looking for someone to come in and take control of this mayhem, with the right money and the right title I decided to take the job..I am the NEW DCW Commissioner and the crowd goes crazy..Tejano has a look of total suprise!! Perryman then tells the Security Guards to escort Tejano in the ring, it is time for a new hair cut....They sit Tejano down and before Rick starts cutting hair, Tejano says he has a question...Perryman says since everyone on death row gets a last request, Tejano's will be granted!! Tejano says that we are all a bunch of racists and how does he know that Perryman is the new Commissioner? Tejano says, that he has not seen any paper work or got any email, text, or phone call...Perryman looks at Rick Ruby and says, you know what Rick he is right..Technically I can not go back and enforce things that happened before I was Commissioner and the paper work is only temporary right now, but the temporary  means I can make matches...Perryman tells Tejano that he has talked about headlined many shows and main-evented many shows all around the country..well tonite he will headline one more with Ron Rage..then Ron Rage hits the ring and starts beating Tejano from post to post..then Rage throws Tejano to the outside and Perryman says O Tejano..and this match will be a, then hands the mic over to Rick Ruby..A Last Man Standing Match and the crowd goes crazy......

Match 3: Tejano Kid w/Dangerous Dominique vs Ron Rage (Last Man Standing Match)
-Perryman makes his way back into the booth and Rinaldi was like OMG bro how come I did not get the memo..Perryman tells Rinaldi that it was the most kept secret in DCW History and had to be handled like this...match was great all-together, both men really put on a great show for the DCW Fans..Rage is one of the best preformers in and out of the ring that I have ever seen and Tejano is the best HEEL that I have ever seen on the Indy Circuit...this match went everywhere except for Seductions next door..both men fought all over the arena and then back into the ring..when PokerFace comes out with Tejano starts to work on Rage's bad leg..Poker came out and put tape in the ring and then pointed toward his mind and winked at Tejano...then Tejano goes and gets the tape and tapes Rage's feet around the post..Then Tejano gets in the ring and tells Tim Daniels to start the count...Rage could not answer the count and winner via no response to the count Tejano Kid!!! Tejano looked up and Perryman and points toward his head and tells him I out-smarted you this time....

Main Event: JD Kerry vs Southside (Street Fight for the DCW World Championship)
-match was crazy, exciting, and dangerous to say the least!! Both men fought all over the arena just like in the match before except these two used things to beat on each other with like no one would believe..Southside got a Mountain Dew from the concession stand and hit JD Kerry with it (i hope he did not pay for it, its a waste of money haha) and then Kerry hit Southside with a garbage can and then Southside finds a ladder outside and jumps from on top of it onto JD Kerry on the floor..both men work their way to the merchandise table where Kerry sets Southside up and then CLIMBS up to the announce level and jumps about fifteen feet off of that onto Southide on the table, but Southide moves..then Southside finds another ladder under the ring and sets Kerry up to do his moonsault but Kerry moves and hits the frog-splash but Southside kicked out...Both men were tired and Kerry headed up to the top rope to jump off and hit Southside with a chair and Southside hits a HUGE superkick on Kerry for the 1-2-3..winner and STILL DCW Champion Southside Brawler....

Show was amazing from top to bottom and probably the biggest roar's ever from the crowd tonight...About 160 in attendance tonight and they all got their money's worth!!

Biggest Pop: Jeff Perryman and Rick Ruby
Biggest Heat: Tejano Kid

All matches could have been match of the night, but the last two were in a class of their own...

Credit: Jeff Perryman and DCW