----Corey Maclin opens the show with “Too Kool 2” [Tim Grind/Flex]/Kevin White/Sue Young/Garry White interview. TK2 make fun of Sue Young. They bow to her and hit heads. Tim Grind then says how Asian women do everything for you – wash your feet and tie your shoes. Grind says he is looking for a mail order bride. Mr. White then interrupts and says, “ You want one, you can have her!!” Kevin tells her to tie his shoe. Mr. White still says that they are not going to get married. He also says no grand kids again and says he has found Kevin a girlfriend from WalMart. Mr. White says he sending her back home. Grind says that they would have “riceoronis” [their babies].
----Jerry Lawler/Koko Ware/Brian Christopher walked out for an interview. Corey says, “What a threesome you guys got tonight.” Lawler had a big smile on his face and says, “What a what??” Brian C then acts like he is talking Japanese and makes fun of Sue Young. Koko says he can’t believe a girl is here from “Malagia.” Yes he pronounced it like that. Brian C came off as a 10 year old here along with Koko not even being able to pronounce a real country!!
---- Lawler/Koko/Brian C beat “Too Grind 2”/Kevin White by DQ. Heat was on Brian C, but not before the babys had a long shine. Short heat with hot tag to Lawler. They cleared all the heels in the ring and then Sue Young came up behind Lawler/Brian C. Lawler grabbed her to piledrive her [which put a big smile on Mr. White’s face], but The Gladiator [that is what Corey called him and I have no idea who it is??]jumped in to beat up Lawler/Brian C. Heels left the babys in the ring. Bad bout along with some really bad commentary by Maclin.
----“Insane Clowns” with Rashard Devon interview. Devon talks about Grady Watson stealing money from Scott Bowden and causing the Clowns their match last week. Rashard gets in the ring and Watson jumps him. Clowns beat up Watson until Chris Lexx/Dustin Starr make the save. Starr/Lexx tear Rashard’s pants off.
----Clowns beat “Hurricanes” [Maxx/Axx]. Not much of a bout with ‘Canes shine and Axx has Giggles pinned, but Rashard uses his paint bucket to hit Axx with it and puts Giggles on top of him for the pin.
----“Opening the Vault” with Corey says, “Memphis Wrestling has such a rich tradition…” He forgets to tell you that he is crapping on it EVERY WEEK!!! “Rock N Roll Express” [Ricky Morton/Robert Gibson] vs Jim Jamison/Pat Hutchinson.
---- Dustin Starr/Chris Lexx with Grady Watson beat Derrick King/Johnny Dotson with Rashard. Heat was on Lexx with hot tag to Starr. Lexx took the heat good and Starr was good on the hot tag. Although they don’t look like a team, they work good as a team – did that make sense?? DK had a hold of the ropes trying to keep Starr from pinning him with sunset flip and then Watson kicks DK’s hands with the ref distracted. Starr pins DK for the win. Devon/DK/Dotson beat up the babys after bout and then they go to commercial. Commercial break is over and they are still beating them up. Corey Maclin gets in the ring and heels get out. They handcuffed Dustin/Lexx and say they are taking over the show. DK is standing on the announcer’s desk. They carry out Watson.
NOTES
----My 10 year old daughter was watching the TK2 interview, because she is a TK2 mark and ask me [without me saying anything] – “Mr. White is prejudiced; isn’t he??”…The whole first 30 minutes of this show was so embarrassing. I would have hated to watch this show with a group of people – even a group of wrestling fans…Maclin mixes up Maxx/Axx again…I again ask – why use time for “Opening the Vault”???...The last match was a savior for the show. It was good psychology and everyone looked good…Overall though, this was the worst show of the year and maybe the worst show seen I started the site in May of last year.
