Tuesday, August 28, 2007

DK UPDATE - DK WAS NOT ON RAW!!!

----Ok, so I would like to apologize to all the visitors of this site. My sources were a bit confused [first time that has ever happened]. Derrick King DID NOT debut on RAW last night. I repeat Derrick King DID NOT debut on RAW last night. Derrick King’s GIMMICK debuted last night as Shelton Benjamin walked out with blonde hair. As many of you know this has been DK’s gimmick for many years – black guy with blonde hair. No idea what may happen with DK now, since in reality he would be copying Shelton’s gimmick now. You guys know how Vince McMahon is about people copying gimmicks. I could not get any official comment from the DK camp, but my source inside says that DK is a bit disoriented with slurred speech and yelling something about “Meltzer”?? I have also been told that DK has been on the phone with Corey Maclin and they are devising a plan to combat this gimmick theft.

----I would like to also apologize to DK for accusing him of taking steroids. Friends close to DK were distraught and rather pissed at me for implying that DK would ever put anything in his body that would affect his mechanics, psychology, speech, walking ability, friendship, seeing straight or anything close to that. Everyone knows he would NEVER EVER do that.

----I continue to follow this story as it unfolds. I look to update it either late tonight or early in the morning.

IF YOU MISSED THE FIRST TWO PARTS OF THIS STORY

DERRICK ON RAW
SECOND PHOTO

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